A blonde had just been in a terrible car a.c.c.ident.
Somehow, she climbed out of the wreck without a single scratch — and was calmly applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper pulled up.
The officer stared at the crumpled mess of metal and said, “Ma’am, your car looks like it got flattened by an elephant! Are you sure you’re alright?”
The blonde smiled and replied, “Oh, I’m perfectly fine, officer!”
Still puzzled, the trooper asked, “So… what exactly happened here?”
The blonde explained, “Well, officer, it was the weirdest thing! I was just driving along when out of nowhere — this tree jumped right in front of me! So I swerved to miss it, but another tree popped up on the other side! I swerved again and there was another tree… then another… and another!”
The officer paused for a moment, then said, “Ma’am, there isn’t a single tree on this road for at least 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”
A Rich Blonde Buying A New Sports Car
Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car does not move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers, and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Angry, the rich blonde replies, “How on earth could you ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
