A blonde husband spoke frantically into the phone

A blonde husband spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the emergency operator asked.

“No, you idiot!” the blonde shouted.

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“This is her husband!”

A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones.

A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones.

The hairdresser asks her to take them off, but she protests that she’ll di…e without them.

The hairdresser sighs and starts cutting the hair around the headphones.

Soon, the blonde falls asleep, and the hairdresser removes the headphones.

A few minutes later, the blonde collapses, de//ad on the floor.
Alarmed, the hairdresser puts the headphones to his ear and hears, “Breathe in. Breathe out.”