A blonde is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot had a heart attack and fainted.
Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. “Mayday, mayday! My pilot just faints!”
Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: “Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. Let me know your height and position.”
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“I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front!”
Revenge of the Blonde
Revenge of the Blonde
A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.”
One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Texas?”
“T!” she answered.
