A blonde man called an airline customer service desk asking if it was possible to fly with his dog on board.
“Sure,” the airline agent said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”
She continued to explain that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was perplexed.
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“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
A little boy and his father are having lunch
A little boy and his father are having lunch
The boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner, the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
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“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
