A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight.
“Can I help you?” he asked.
Replied the woman,
“I dropped my diamond ring and I’m looking for it.”
Asked the cop “did you drop it right here?”
“No,” responded the blonde, “I dropped it about a block away, but the light’s better here.”
A young man hired by a supermarket
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager.
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“Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
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