A blonde tries on a pair of shoes

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.

“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.

“Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.

“Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk.

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“Nath, they still feelth a bit tight,” the blonde replies.

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A brunette and a blonde see a dead bird

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,” she says sadly.

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The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, “Where? Where?”