A blonde walked into our store looking for Christmas lights.
I showed her our top brand, but, wanting to make sure each bulb worked, she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in.
I did, and each one lit up.
“Great,” she said.
I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box.
But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed.
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“I don’t want this box,” she said abruptly. “It’s been opened.”
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
” Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.”
“Good. What comes after three.”
“Four,” answers the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”
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“A jack,” says the boy.
