A blonde walks into a bar that
A blonde walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only”.
“I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this place.”
“That’s OK,” says the blonde. “I’ll take two of them…”
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A man walked into work with two black eyes.
A man walked into work with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye.”
“Where did you get the other shiner?” the boss asked.
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“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”
