I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My blonde coworker asked: “What are you doing?”
“I am pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss thinks I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off”
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing”?
“Errrhhh, I am a light bub’
He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days”.
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker followed me, the boss asked her “…And where do you think you’re going”?
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She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark”!
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
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She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
