A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed,
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“Wow! I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!”
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The Farmer and the Pig Food
A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around”.
He is surprised “Sir that is too bad for these pigs! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
The next day another official approach the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer replies: “Oh the pigs? do not worry! Caviar, artisanal cheeses, and hand-picked salads!”
He is surprised “Sir, that food is way too rich for them, they’ll get sick! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
On the third day, another man approaches the farmer again and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I just give them 20 bucks each and let them shop themselves.
