A blonde was traveling abroad and wanted to see the Eiffel Tower.
She tried to ask people and found a policeman who agreed to help her.
She asked him, “Excuse me, how do I get from here to the Eiffel Tower?”
The policeman replied, “Wait for bus 37 and get on it, it will take you there in 10 minutes.”
The blonde thanked the policeman and he left.
A few hours later, he happened to go by the same place he left the woman, just to see the blonde is still there!
“Why are you still here?” The policeman asked, “I left you 4 hours ago and you haven’t boarded the bus?”
“Oh don’t worry sir, sir, just a moment ago, the 30th bus passed, there are only seven left to go!”
LOL!!
Salesman Sells Car to a Beautiful Blonde
A retired elderly couple returns to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy blonde in a miniskirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset.
He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would keep the car until we raised the asking price by $55,000,” said the older man.
“But I just heard that you got the $45,000 deal for the beautiful young lady over there.”
“And if I remember correctly, you insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat, and took a large glass of water.
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the money ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
At that moment, the young woman approached the elderly couple and handed them the keys to the car.
“There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. “See you later, Dad!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
