A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.
She wanted to see the Capitol building.
Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how can I get to the Capitol building?”
The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It will take you right there.”
She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later, the policeman returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”
The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Blonde Gets Lost In A Snowstorm
A blonde driving a car got lost in a snowstorm.
She didn’t panic, however, as she remembered what her father had told her once. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.”
Sure enough, a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it.
She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.
The blonde explained that her father told her to follow a plow if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm.
The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”
LOL!!
