A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on.
She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut. She instructed that the hairstylist could not take off her headphones. The stylist replied refusing to cut her hair, so she left.
She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.
After a while, the blonde fell asleep in the chair. To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones.
The blonde immediately fell on the floor, flopped, and died.
Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. They were saying: “breathe in, breathe out.”
A teacher taught his pupils the need of thinking before speaking
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking.
She told them to count to fifty before saying anything important, and to one hundred if it was very important.
The next day the class went to a picnic. While he was speaking, he noticed several lips moving rapidly.
Suddenly the whole class shouted: “Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!”
