One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked:
“What happened?”
The blonde said,
“Well, I was ironing my husband’s shirt when the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was burnt!”
The doctor replied, “What about the other half?”
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The blonde answered, “They called back.”
A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his one to 10 well.
A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his one to 10 well.
“Yes! Of course! My pop taught me, even more than 10!”
“Good. What comes after three?”
“Four.”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after, let’s say 10?”
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“A jack.”
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