A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard.
So she dyed her hair and started proving them wrong while “undercover.”
She came across a huge herd of sheep and saw their shepherd.
“Hello! If I can count all your sheep correctly, can I have one?” She asked, seeing a chance to prove that blondes could at least do basic math.
The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”.
The blonde started to count and returned a little later.
An “I’ll be… that’s right!”
The blonde proudly took her prize and left. As she did, the shepherd made a grimace.
“Wait!” shouted the shepherd.
“What?” said the blonde and stopped.
“Your hair is dyed, right?”
Getting nervous, the blonde answered, “yeah?”.
“If I can guess your original hair color, can I get my dog back?”
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A blonde walks by a travel agency.
A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special – $99!”
She walks in, puts her money on the counter, and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.”
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde walks by a few minutes later sees the sign, walks in, puts her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.
She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into the stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde.
They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, “Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?”
The second blonde replies, ” They didn’t last year.”
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