A blonde was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.”
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great.
At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Just before the helicopter reached 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash-landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. “What went wrong?”
The blonde said, “At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off.”
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A blonde wanting to earn some money
A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about $50?
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.”
Soon after, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I still had some paint left, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porche, it’s a Ferrari.”
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