A Brunette, Redhead and Blonde entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, “i will tell joke for an hour and if you don’t laugh at the end you’ll get $ 5,000! “
The host starts and after 15 minutes the redhead is out.
He continues and after 40 minutes the brunette is out.
When the clock strikes 59 minutes, he gives up making the blonde laugh. Suddenly the blonde laughs “Why are you cracking up now, all you had was one more minute to win the prize and I didn’t even tell a joke now?” He asks.
She replies, “I know, but I just got the first joke!”
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching Kungfu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching vi…o…lent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom…
Loll….
