On a late Sunday, a blonde was taking a long walk through a nearby meadow, when she was surprised to see a parachutist trapped in the high branches of a tree.
“Help!” he cried when he spotted her down below.
“What are you doing up there?” she called back.
“I was skydiving,” he answered, “and my parachute didn’t open!”
The blonde rolled her eyes: “Well, of course, it didn’t. If you’d just asked one of the locals, anybody could’ve told you that nothing around here opens on a Sunday!”
A man got fired from his job
A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job.
Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened.
“You know what a crew boss is?” he asked.
“The one who stands around and watches everyone else work.” “What’s that got to do with it?” they asked.
“Well, he just got jealous of me,” the young biologist explained.
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“Everyone thought I was the crew boss.”
