A boy excitedly reports to his miserly father…
“Papa!” the boy exclaims. “Instead of buying a bus ticket, I ran home behind the bus and saved a dollar!”
The father immediately slaps the child. “Spendthrift!”
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he screams. “You could have run home behind a taxi and saved twenty!”
Two kids are talking to each other
Little Johnny and Little Mary are talking to each other.
L.Johnny says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Little Mary says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
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Little Johnny says, “What if they try to escape?”
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