A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all in court, accused of stealing a cow, a sheep, and a wagon respectively.
The judge asked them, “How do you plead?”
“Not guilty,” the brunette said. “I’ve had that cow since he was a calf”.
The redhead said, “Not guilty too your honour. I’ve had that horse since it was a foal”.
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Finally, the blonde said “I’m not guilty either your honour. Sure I’ve had that wagon since he was a wheelbarrow!”
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Little Johnny was painting a picture of cows
The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.
Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.
“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.
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“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”
