During a Sunday school lesson, a child learned about how God created human beings.
The child became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created from Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week, the boy’s mother saw him lying down on the floor, so she asked him what was wrong.
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His reply was priceless, “Mom, I have a pain in my side—I think I’m getting a wife.”
A woman wanted to open a savings account for her daughter
A woman wanted to open a savings account for her little daughter. The daughter was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” Mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to space for ‘Name of your former bank.’
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After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’
