One day, my daughter asked me, “Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I have a school project and I need it.”
I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.
A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent-teacher meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created.
The title of their project was “The oldest thing in my house.”
LOL!!
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. James, what’s the problem?”
The mother says, “That’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor examines Darla thoroughly, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant… about 4 months, would be my guess.”
The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be. She has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”
Darla replies, “No mother! I’ve never kissed a man before!”
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares outside. About five minutes pass, and finally, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”
The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”
LOL!!
