A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it.
As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are no fish down there.”
So the drunk fisherman walks several yards away and drills another hole.
As he peers into it he again hears a voice say, “There’s no fish down there.”
So he walks about 20 yards away and drills another hole.
Once again the voice says, “There’s no fish down there.”
The fisherman looks up to the sky and asks, “God, is that you?”
“No, you idiot,” says the voice. “It’s the rink manager.”
Two guys are out hiking seeing a bear running towards them
Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, at a distance, they see a hungry-looking bear running towards them.
They look around but there’s nothing to climb. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
“What are you doing?” asks the second guy in panic.
“I figure I’ll make a run for it.”
“Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear!”
“I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Says the first hiker, “I just need to outrun YOU.”
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