A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager, “Got any fresh fruit?”
“No.”
“Got any fresh vegetables?”
“No. We have only canned and dry goods.”
The next day, the duck returns, “Got any fresh fruit?”
“No.”
“Got any fresh vegetables?”
“No, I told you yesterday, that we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I’ll nail your flippers to the floor.”
On the third day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?”
“No.”
“Got any fresh fruit?”
A Man Goes To A Shop To Buy A Duck.
A man goes to a pet store and begins to move around the cages to see the pets.
He sees a duck priced at $5,000 and goes to the merchant to ask for details.
“Hey sir, the duck… what does it know to worth that much money?”
“Well, it knows Windows 7 and Windows 10, and also knows Word, C ++, .net, app programming, and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games.”
“Wow good duck, it’s worth the money.”
He goes and finds another duck with a price of $10,000 and again he will ask the merchant.
“What does this duck know?”
“It knows Linux, Unix, Corel, and Autocad.”
“Wow, even I don’t know those things.”
On a last scout run, he finds another duck sitting there with a price of $20,000.
The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details.
“And what does this duck do for that ridiculous amount of money?”
“I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen her do anything before, but the other two call her Project Manager.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
