A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?”
He replied, “No, I didn’t know that.”
The cop asked the farmer where he was going, and he said, “To Memphis.”
The cop said, “I’ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”
So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and pulled him over again.
The cop said, “I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.”
And he replied, “I did, and we had so much fun. I’m taking him to the circus.”
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A Retiring Farmer Sells His Animals.
A retiring farmer was getting rid of his farm animals because he needed to clear out his produce.
To do this, he went to all the houses in the town where he lived, offering them either a horse or a chicken.
He continued this way until the end of the street. To the house where the man was the boss, he gave a horse, and to the household where the woman was the boss, he gave a chicken.
To determine who the boss was between the man and the woman, the farmer devised a strange tactic.
When he arrived, he saw a couple outside attending to their garden. The farmer approached them and asked them who was the boss among them. The man quickly replied that he was.
The farmer then proceeded to tell the man that he had a black horse and a brown horse and asked him which of the horses he would like to have.
After thinking about the question for a while, the man told the farmer that he would like to have the black one. Immediately, he said his wife cut in and said: “No, no, no, get the brown one,” asking her husband to choose the other horse.
Hearing what the man’s wife had just said, the farmer quickly handed her the chicken and went on his way. That was a great tactic by the farmer. He sure knew who the real boss was.
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