A father and his son arrive at a football game but the father can’t find the tickets.
“Go home and see if I left the tickets there,” the father told his son.
“No problem, Dad.”
The boy runs home and leaves the dad waiting at the game.
Half an hour later, the boy returned to his father, who was waiting patiently outside the stadium.
The father asks: “Did you find them?”
The boy replies: “Yep, they’re on the kitchen table where you left them.”
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Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.
He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see the horses.
“Great,” Little Johnny replied.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” Little Johnny replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.
“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” Little Johnny exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”
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7 year old son came in from school today and asked his father
7 year old son came in from school today and asked his father
