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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini.

This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink.”

So he mixes the martini.

He then walks back over to give it to the gorilla, and the animal is holding out a twenty-dollar bill.

Well, now the bartender is just at a loss for words.

He can’t believe a gorilla walked into his bar, ordered a martini, and then actually had a twenty-dollar bill to pay for it.

So, in amazement, he takes the twenty and walks to the cash register to make the change.

While he’s standing in front of the cash register he stops for a second and thinks to himself, “Let me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything.”

So he walks back over to the gorilla and hands him a dollar change.

The gorilla doesn’t say anything, he just sits there sipping the martini.

After a few minutes, the bartender just can’t take it anymore.

“You know,” he says to the gorilla, “we don’t get too many gorillas in here.

And the gorilla says, “At nineteen dollars a drink I’m not surprised.”

LOL!!

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An American walks into an Irish bar.

An American walks into an Irish bar and orders a drink.

He asks the guests, “I will bet $1000 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.”

People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except an Irishman who leaves the bar.

Some time passes and the Irishman returns to the bar and approaches the American. “Is yer bet still on the table?”

The American replies, “Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks.”

The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar.

The Irishman starts drinking and drinks all the Guinness in less than 5 minutes.

Astonished, the American hands over the money and asks, “Well, can I ask you where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient Irish way?”

“No. I went to the bar next door first to see if I could do it.”

LOL!!!

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