A group of women tourists is visiting London. They charter a bus to go to Hampton Palace, and for some reason, all the blondes sit on the upper level.
The redheads and brunettes are all sitting below.
After a couple of miles the tour leader, sitting on the bottom, goes up to the top level to see how they’re doing. She finds all the blondes sitting tight-lipped, eyes wide open, and terrified looks on their faces. Their hands are gripping the seat-backs with white knuckles.
“What’s wrong with you ladies?” she asks. “This is great scenery. Everybody downstairs is enjoying the ride!”
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“Sure,” said a blonde in front. “That’s because you have a driver!”
An elephant and a turtle.
An elephant was drinking at a watering hole when a turtle approached.
The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a swift kick. The turtle flew through the air and landed several hundred feet away.
A zebra standing close by asking, “Why did you kick that turtle?”
“Well,” the elephant replied, “That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.”
“And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory.”
The elephant looked at the zebra for a minute and said,
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“I have turtle recall.”
