So a guy gets shipwrecked on an island with nothing but a dog and a goat.
As time passes, he decides he needs some action, and, well, the goats are not looking half bad.
However, anytime the man tries to make a move on the goat, the dog gets jealous, snaps at him, and won’t let him by.
Eventually, another shipwreck, this time carrying a blonde babe. Just absolutely gorgeous.
The man looks to the heavens, thank God for answering his prayers, then looks to the girl and says:
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“Would ya mind taking that dog for a walk?”
Little Johnny asked Daddy why some of his hair had turned white
Little Johnny: “Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?”
Father: “Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white.”
Little Johnny: “Oh now I understood why all grandfathers’ hairs are white.”
Lol……
