A guy goes to the Post Office for a job interview.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
The guy replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
The interviewer thinks a little bit and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don’t you want me here until 10 am?”
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“This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee. So there’s no point in your coming in for that.”
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A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on.
A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on.
The rental guy asks, “Have you ever ridden one of these?”
The man replies, “No”.
“It’s simple. If you say Woah, it will walk. If you say Woah Woah, it will run. If you say Woah Woah Woah, it will run so fast you have to pray to god to stop”.
The man hops on the camel and says, “Woah”.
The camel starts walking.
He says, “Woah Woah”.
The camel starts running.
He says, “Woah Woah Woah”.
The camel runs so fast the man has to pray to God to stop.
Now it’s a good thing he did that because the camel stopped right at the edge of a cliff.
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The man looked down the ravine with wide eyes and said, “Woah!”
