A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm one day and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake.
The owner of the farm shouted, “Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars.”
The silence was deafening.
Suddenly a man jumped into the water.
He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed.
The owner announced: “We have a winner!”
After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room.
The man said to his wife, “I did not jump in myself, someone pushed me!”
His wife smiled and said coldly, “It was me!
Moral of the story:
Behind every successful man, there is always a woman who gives him a little push!
A Man Asked His Wife.
A man asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
He woke her up early on the morning of her birthday and they went to a local theme park.
What a day!
He put his wife on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was!
Wow!
Five hours later, she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.
They went straight to a McDonald’s, where her husband ordered a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she came home with her husband and fell into her bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
One eye opened. “You idiot, I meant my dress size.”
The moral of this story:
Even when the man is listening, he’s still gonna get it wrong.
