A high-class-looking woman sat down next to me on the train.
I took in a breath and asked aloud, “What’s that smell?”
She turned to me, looked down her nose, and said, “Chanel, 500 dollars an ounce.” She turned away.
About 10 minutes later, I let out a silent fart.
She turns to me and asks, “What’s that smell?”
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I say, “Broccoli, $1.49 a pound.”
A man is taking his 8-year-old son to school in a hurry.
A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
“Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!” the man said.
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“Aw, Dad, it’s probably okay,” the son said. “The police car right behind us just did the same thing.”
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