A horse in a pub having a few beers when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat.
The donkey asks, “What do you do for a living?”
The horse says, “I run on the flats in the summer and do the jumps in the winter.”
And the donkey says, “I work with the children on the beach.”
Then he asks the horse, “Did you win anything?”
The horse replies, “Yes, on the flats I won the Oaks, St. Leger, and the Derby. And over the jumps, I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup.”
They arrange to meet at the donkey’s house the following week, and the donkey thinks, “I really have to impress this guy… he has done everything.”
So he goes out and buys a big picture of a Zebra and hangs it above his fireplace.
The horse arrives and says, “Lovely place you have here, and who’s that in the picture on the wall?”
The donkey replied, “That’s me when I played for Juventus..”
LOL!!
Chuck Bought A Horse From A Farmer.
A young man named Chuck bought a horse for $250 for a farmer.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up to Chuck’s house and said, “Sorry, son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Chuck replied, “Well, just give me my money back then. ”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already. ”
Chuck said, “Okay, just bring me the dead horse then.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Chuck said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Chuck said, “Of course, watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met Chuck and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?”
Chuck said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Didn‘t anyone complain?”
Chuck said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
