A husband walked into the police station to file a “missing person” report for his wife.
Husband: “I can’t find my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t returned.”
Inspector: “How tall is she?”
Husband: “I… never really checked.”
Inspector: “Is she slim or healthy?”
Husband: “Well, not exactly slim, but she’s healthy.”
Inspector: “What’s the color of her eyes?”
Husband: “I’ve never noticed.”
Inspector: “And her hair color?”
Husband: “It changes with the seasons.”
Inspector: “What was she wearing?”
Husband: “I’m not sure. Maybe a dress or a suit.”
Inspector: “Was she driving?”
Husband: “Yes.”
Inspector: “Can you tell me the make and color of the car?”
Husband: “It’s a black Audi A8 with a supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine, 333 horsepower, an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It’s got full LED headlights, and there’s a faint scratch on the front left door.”
The husband then began to cry.
Inspector: “Don’t worry, sir. We’ll find your car!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Two husbands discussing married lives
Two husbands were discussing their married lives.
Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.
Then Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word.”
“Wow!” said Sherm, “how did you manage that?”
“It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.”
