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A juggler was driving to his next performance

A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asked the cop.

“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”

“Oh yeah?” said the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.” The juggler got out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.



A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” said the driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”

A man was Promoted to Montreal

Boss: Congratulations! I’m promoting you to manage our Montreal office!

The young man (disappointed): But sir! There’s nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.

Boss (now insulted): I’ll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!



The young man (thinking fast): No kidding? What hockey team did she play on?

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