A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?
Minister said there will be.
King then ordered his Minister to go around the State search and bring 5 of such Idiots and present to him in the Council.
Minister was awestruck since you can identify brilliant people by conducting some form of competition, but how to identify Idiots. However he goes around the State and after a month comes back with 2 such people. There after following is the conversation between King and Minister.
King: Dear Minister I think you are poor in counting, I asked for 5 people and you have brought only 2.
Minister: Your Highness please let me explain and then you will know yourself.
King: OK. Go ahead.
Minister: When I was going around the State I found this guy carrying a huge Gunny Bag on his head and travelling in a Bullock Cart. When I asked he said that if he keeps the bag in the Cart it will be overloaded and hurt the Bulls. I realised he is the 5th Idiot and brought him to you.
King: Excellent. Next.
Minister: I saw the other guy was taking his Buffalo to the roof top of his house for grazing where grass was found grown. I realised he is the 4th Idiot and brought him to you.
King: Fine. Next.
Minister: When there are so many problems in the functioning of this kingdom, leaving those entire aside I have been going around the State for a month wasting my time in searching for Idiots, hence I am the 3rd Idiot.
King: Laughs out loud. Next.
Minister: Instead of solving all the problems that are there in the Kingdom, you have been looking for Idiots in your State, hence you are the 2nd Idiot.
Hearing this entire Council was scared and there was pin drop silence.
King: Fine there is truth in your statement. Who is the 1st Idiot?
Minister: Your Highness when there are so much of work in the Office and Home to attend to, leaving all this aside person who is reading this Story to know who is the 1st Idiot is the 1st Idiot.
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There was once a famous Jewish court astrologer named Isaac the Great.
The King’s mistress got sick and Isaac was called in from a prediction. He happened to know a bit of medicine as well and could see that she was going to die, so thought he would take the opportunity to bolster his credibility a little.
He said, “Your Majesty, she will die in three days — it’s in the stars.”
Sure enough, three days later, she dies. The King is very angry so he blames the astrologer.
He calls Isaac in and demands, “Look into the stars and tell me the day of your own death.”
Isaac the astrologer understands that the King is going to kill him so he looks at the Horoscope with great intensity and answers, “Sir, I can’t tell exactly when, but I can see in the stars that the King will die three days after me.”
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Once upon a time there was an archery contest.
The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM……. ROBIN HOOD!!!
The crowd cheers!
The second archer with a cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts robin hood’s arrow into two!
He takes off his cape and screams: I AM…… WILLIAM TELL!!!!
The crowd cheers!!!
Finally, a third man in cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!!! It flies past the crowd and k*lls the king!!!
Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM…… SORRY!!!
