One day, a lady walks into a pet store.
“I feel lonely,” she said to the clerk, “I need a pet to keep me company.”
“Well,” replies the clerk, “How about this nice parrot? He’ll talk to you.”
“Hey, that’s a great idea,” the lady said.
So she buys the parrot and takes him home.
The next day, the lady returns to the pet store.
“You know the parrot isn’t talking to me yet,” she said.
“Hmm, let’s see,” the clerk thinks.
“I know! Buy this little ladder for his cage. He will climb the ladder and then he’ll talk to you.”
So off she goes with a newly purchased ladder.
The next day, the lady returns to the pet store again.
“Hey, the parrot still hasn’t said a word,” she said to the clerk.
“How about this little mirror?” he says, “Hang it at the top of the ladder.“
He thinks for a minute.
“How about this little mirror?” he says, “Hang it at the top of the ladder.“
“The parrot will climb the ladder, look in the mirror, and then he’ll talk to you.”
“Okay,” said the lady. She buys the little mirror and goes home.
But the next day, the same lady is back at the store.
“Well, I’m getting a little discouraged,” she said, “the parrot still won’t talk to me.”
The clerk scratches his head, “Let me think… Aha! Try this bell. Just hang it over the mirror.“
“The parrot will climb the ladder, look in the mirror, ring the bell, and then he will surely talk to you!”
“All right, I’ll give it a try,” says the lady.
So she buys the bell and takes it home.
The next day, the same lady returned to the pet store and was very distressed.
“What is wrong?” asks the clerk.
“My parrot, well, he died,” she replies softly.
“Oh my God! I’m sorry for your loss!” exclaims the clerk.
“But I have to ask you, did the parrot ever say anything to you?”
“Oh yes, he said one thing, right before he died,” she replies.
“Well, what did he say?” asks the clerk.
The lady replies, “He said… Doesn’t that store carry any food?”
A Woman Buy A Parrot.
A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot as a family pet.
As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner, “How much are your parrots?”
The owner replies, “The orange one is $150, the yellow one is $150 and the red one is $30.”
The woman asks, “Why is the red one so cheap?”
The owner replies, “He used to work at a s-t.rip club.”
The woman decides to buy the parrot and brings it back to the family.
After bringing it home, the parrot says, “Wow, you have a nice house.”
The woman then introduces him to the children.
The parrot says, “You have very nice children.”
Finally, when the wife introduces him to her husband, the parrot says, “I haven’t seen him since last week!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
