A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall.

It was found by an honest little boy, who returned it to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmm, that’s funny. When I lost my bag, there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.”

The boy quickly replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”

The Queen takes the visiting pope for a ride in a carriage through London.

Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly.

“I am terribly sorry,” apologizes the embarrassed Queen.

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The pope replies, “Oh don’t worry, if you hadn’t said anything, I’d just think it was the horse!”

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