A lady was walking down the street to work and saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you’re really ugly.”
Well, the lady is angry! She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home, she saw the same parrot and it said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”
She was now incredibly pissed off. The next day, the same parrot said to her again, “Hey lady, you’re really ugly.”
The lady was so pissed off that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and the bird.
The store manager replied, “That’s not good.” And promised he wouldn’t say it again.”
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, “Hey lady.”
She paused and said, “Yes?”
The bird said, “You know.”
LOL!!
A Man Goes To A Shop To Buy A Parrot.
Once a man goes to a shop to buy a parrot.
He asks the shop owner for the price of the parrot.
Shop owner: $500.
Customer: Why so expensive?
Shop owner: He knows Word, Excel, and PowerPoint.
Customer: What’s the price of this second Parrot?
Shop owner: $1000.
As he knows Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and also Programming.
Customer: How nice and what is the price of this parrot, which is sleeping?
Shop owner: That’s for $5000.
Customer: And what does he know?
Shop owner: I don’t know, I haven’t seen him do anything, but the other two parrots call him boss.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
