A lawyer is trying to call his clients.
The phone rings and their little boy whispers, “Hello.”
L = Lawyer
B = Little Boy
L: “Is your mother here?”
B: (whisper) “Yes.”
L: “Can I speak with her?”
B: (whisper) “She’s busy.”
L: “Is your father here?”
B: (whisper) “Yes.”
L: “Can I speak with him?”
B: (whisper) “He’s busy.”
L: “Is there anyone else?”
B: (whisper) “Firefighters.”
L: “Can I talk to one of them?”
B: (whisper) They’re busy.
L: “Is there anyone else?”
B: (whisper) “The police department.”
L: “Well, can I talk to one of THEM?”
B: (whisper) “They’re busy.”
L: “Let me make it clear, your mom, dad, firefighters, and police are ALL in your house and they are ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?”
B: (whisper) “They’re looking for me.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
15-Year-Old Boy Comes Home with a Porsche
A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did the car come from?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money? his parents asked. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” the boy said, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to scream even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?” They asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy.
“I don’t know her name – they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“My God!” the mother moaned, “Why does she sell a Porsche for fifteen dollars? Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her in the yard, where she was quietly planting flowers.
He introduced himself as the father of the boy she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and wanted to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said, “I got a call from my husband this morning. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend that he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. Then, apparently, she stole all his money and stranded him there!
Well, he called me without a dollar and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So, that’s exactly what I did.”
LOL!
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