A 10-year-old boy was walking home from school, alone, one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside him.
After following along for a while, turns to him and asks.
“Hey little boy, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” Says the little boy as he keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside him and asks.
“Hey little boy, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” Says the little boy again as he hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little boy again and says.
“Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks and a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”
Finally, the little boy stops and turns towards him, and Screams Out.
“Look, Dad, you’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley – YOU RIDE IT.”
LOL!!
A 15-Year Old Boy And His Father Were In A Mall.
A 15-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall.
They were stunned by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “What is this Father?”
The father (who had never seen an elevator) replied, “My son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls open and the lady walks into a small room between them.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the little numbers above the walls light up one by one.
They kept watching until it reached the last number, then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… “Go get your Mother.”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
