A little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said,
“Son, you know it’s not good for you to eat all that candy. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat. ”
A little boy replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
A little boy replied, “No, he minded his own business!”
LOL!!
Two little boys go into the grocery store
Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine, one is four.
The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-a.m.p.o.n.s from the shelf of the grocery store and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks, “Oh, that must be for your mother, right?” ”
The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.”
Without thinking, the cashier responded, “Well, they must be for your sister then?”
The nine-year-old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier had now become curious, “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?”
The nine-year-old says, “They are for my four-year-old little brother.”
The cashier is surprised, “Your four-year-old little brother?”
The nine-year-old explains, “Well, on TV they say if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!”
LOL!! Little kids can be incredibly fun!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
