A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is confused by the large selection of toilet paper.
“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain to me the differences between all these toilet papers?”
“Well,” he replies, pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.”
He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.”
He points to the bottom shelf and says, “We call that our No Name brand and it’s 20 cents per roll.”
“Give me the No Name,” she said.
About a week later, she comes back, seeks out the manager, and says, “Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”
“Why?” he asks.
“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it doesn’t take crap off anybody!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A 65 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim
A 65-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo.
Everyone was curious and asked her, “Why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?”
The lady replied with a helpless look, “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,” If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
And because I don’t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! ”
A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, “Now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
The husband replied, “I don’t have to get into the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.”
The wife refused to relent, “No, you have to jump into the water and have to save one of us. Whom will you save?”
The husband replied, “Then you will surely die… because I don’t know how to swim, and my mom will save me first.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
