Yesterday, I booked a private taxi to the airport. When I arrived at my destination, the driver gave me his business card for future bookings.
Dr. Jimmy, PhD
Wow! I was surprised and quizzed him,
“Why are you driving a taxi with such high qualifications?”
He replied, “Dr. is the short form of Driver.“
“Then what about your Ph.D.?”
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“I am a Private-hired Driver”
Lolllll
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Cow on train tracks
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.
Finally, it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
“What’s going on?” she yells out the window.
“Cow on the track!” replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
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She leans out the window and yells, “What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?”
