A man bought a lie detector robot.
Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar.
He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.
Dad: “Son, where were you today during school hours?”
SON: “At school.”
The robot slaps the son.
“Ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!”
DAD: “Which one?”
SON: “Harry Potter.”
The robot slaps the son again.
“Ow! Okay, jeez – I was watching an a-dult movie, okay?”
DAD: “What?? When I was your age I didn’t even know those existed!”
Robot slaps Dad.
MOM: “Hahaha! He’s your son, after all!”
The robot slaps the mother.
LOL!!!
A young boy enters a barber shop
A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
