A man buys a parrot and brings him home.
But when the parrot starts insulting him and getting nasty, the man picks him up and throws him into the freezer to teach him a lesson.
He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes before it becomes quiet. When the man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him, and says, “I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness.”
The man says, “Well, thank you. I forgive you.”
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The parrot then says, “If you don’t mind my asking, what did the chicken do?“
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Little Billy’s mom took him to the grocery store.
In the middle of the cereal aisle, little Billy yelled out “Mom I have to PEE!”
All the other women smirked and looked judgementally at Billy’s mom as her face turned red like a tomato. She pulled her son close.
“Listen little Billy, I never want you to say that again. Next time you need to use the toilet, just tell me you have to whisper.” She said in a soft voice.
Billy agrees, and life goes on.
That weekend Little Billy and his father take a rowboat out onto the lake and go fishing. Billy told his dad:
“hey dad, I need to whisper.”
To which the father replied:
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“Okay Little Billy, come over here and whisper in my ear.”
