A man walks into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I’ll have a cola.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3
Me: There you go. So, what’s the wi-fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
LOL!!!
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An American walks into an Irish bar.
An American walks into an Irish bar and orders a drink.
He asks the guests, “I will bet $1000 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.”
People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except an Irishman who leaves the bar.
Some time passes and the Irishman returns to the bar and approaches the American. “Is yer bet still on the table?”
The American replies, “Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks.”
The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar.
The Irishman starts drinking and drinks all the Guinness in less than 5 minutes.
Astonished, the American hands over the money and asks, “Well, can I ask you where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient Irish way?”
“No. I went to the bar next door first to see if I could do it.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
