A man goes to see a doctor:
“You see, doctor, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Carla.
“I have the solution for you,” replied the doctor.
“Really, what is it?”
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“Well, try getting up half an hour later.”
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
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She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
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