A man goes to the dentist with some broken teeth…
The dentist asks the man what happened, to which the man responds:
“My wife cooked some chicken and roti (Indian flatbread) but the bread was very hard and stiff.”
The dentist replied: “You should have told her the bread was too hard and refused to eat it”
To which the man responds:
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“Man, that’s exactly what I did!”
A girl took the wheel for her first driving lesson.
My teenage niece, Elizabeth, was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson.
As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, “Turn left here. And don’t forget to let the people behind you know what you’re doing.”
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Elizabeth turned to the students sitting in the back seat and announced, “I’m going left.”
