A man hires a blonde to paint his porch.
He tells her that the brushes, paint, and ladders are in the garage.
About 30 minutes later he hears a knock and answers the door. The blonde lets him know that she’s finished.
“Wow,” he says, “that was quick. Did you have enough paint?”
“Yup, enough for 2 coats!” she replies.
The man thanks her and pays her.
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As she’s leaving she turns around and says “By the way, it’s not a porch. It’s a Ferrari.”
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Two kids are talking to each other
Little Johnny and Little Mary are talking to each other.
L.Johnny says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Little Mary says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
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Little Johnny says, “What if they try to escape?”
